No Beer!

In Heaven there is no beer.
That’s why we drink it here.
And when we’re gone from here,
Our friends will be drinking all our beer.

In Heaven there is no snow.
That’s why we want to go.
And when it’s ten below,
Our friends will be freezing in the snow.

In Heaven there are no refs,
But here they’re blind and deaf.
And when we all have left,
Our friends will be BITCHIN’ AT THE REFS.

In Heaven there are no bones.
Who make those awful tones.
And when we all have flown
No one will be listenin’ to the bones.

In Heaven there is no sex.
That’s why we use “Brand X”.
And when we hit the decks,
Our friends will be having all our sex.

And many more…